I failed another test

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 06-Aug-2012 14:20:08

I was at the Senior Center today and failed a Health and Safety course that was put on for us old fogies ...

One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"

"Fuckin' big ones" was apparently the wrong answer.....

Post 2 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Monday, 06-Aug-2012 14:48:01

I sometimes wonder if I ruined her for it: I always gave her parts of things, showed here how things worked when she was little, stuff like that. And she was genuinely curious.
But I think she somewhat adopts her mom's spirituality and thinks science is in opposition to that. I tried and explained to her once that miracles and magic are just technology we don't understand yet. For example, native tribes would consider her phone to be like magic.
She kinda stomped outa the room over that one, poor babygir.

Post 3 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Monday, 06-Aug-2012 16:34:17

Oh that was supposed to go to a quicknote! Sorry about that.
It was a great joke - post 1 that is. Post two was a clusterfuck.

Post 4 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 06-Aug-2012 18:37:58

Interesting thought nevertheless, and a breath of fresh air, leo.

Post 5 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 06-Aug-2012 20:51:58

hahaha lol :)

Post 6 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Tuesday, 07-Aug-2012 0:03:33

Hahaha, great joke!

Post 7 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 07-Aug-2012 15:07:19

Hehe!

Post 8 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 19-Aug-2012 0:17:45

lol! I always look for your jokes Lady..you're awesome! They're awesome! haha!

Post 9 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Monday, 20-Aug-2012 15:41:15

wow. amusing, that's all, just, amusing